I am so sick. Of myself.

Do you know what I mean? I’m just fed up. I feel boring, uninspired, ridiculous, apathetic, and just totally whiny. I feel like a day-old bread. Just nah. Seriously, I wish someone could just help me snap out of this. Slap me, please. Or, bring me pills.

Is it a stage or something? I look at myself and shrug and go yeah yeah. I look at my racks of clothes and think about what I could use and I go yeah yeah. I look at my phone and think about all the peeps I could call for a chat and I go yeah yeah.

You know, I didn’t have any real idea of what this ramble was going to be about but it actually came full circle for me, considering the latest diet I’m into here. I was feeling fat and ugly a few weeks back - it was a Sunday morning and my friends texted me that we have to meet this weekend. Well, I came across this Cabbage Soup Diet that lets you lose 7-10 pounds in a week. So I’m giving it a try.

Let me just ask you this: have you ever tried this? Feedbacks please. I’m on my second day and I made a mistake already. But I will continue. That much I can do. I swear on my future grave you MUST not let yourself get as big as me. Swear to me now, NOW!